Its a BRAND new day BITCHES
Ok, so here we go. Lets start off with me being the quintessential disgruntled twenty something year old. What the fuck do I want to do in life? No idea, but its definitely not sitting in an office and pushing papers, while im’n and emailing my friends all the damn day long.
Oh I guess its only right that I inform you guys that this blog is going to be taking on a different spin from its previous entries…oh yea, before it was all about stimulating, intellectual bullshit that I basically had to write for my previous job – under threat of anal rape death - (as an analyst) for one of the premier strategic marketing firms in NYC. Pretty much HATED it…which brings my disgruntled ass to..
Here, where I currently work in Corporate Development as….DRUM ROLL PLEASE…. an analyst! Yep that’s right you guessed it. So as I pass the days away, confined to my small as a mouse’s’ hole room, staring at the screen while my eyes bleed tears of enslavement, researching boring ass bullshit that I could give a good got damn about, I will continue my blog crusade… TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD!! Someone will save me from my modern day indentured servitude…and then I will be whisked away to a world of glamour and glitz where dancing girls perform for sixpence.
Yea, so anywayzz, I recently went on an interview for a MAJOR MUSIC LABEL…I want the job so bad I would drop kick my momma, and yours too. It would be as an assistant to a TOP-level executive. I would do anything for it…. think “Menace 11 Society” when the crack head asked Larenz Tate for some crack in exchange for a greasy ass cheeseburger… didn’t work, so he offered oral sex. Hell yea oral sex bitches! That don’t make me less of a man, at least I’ll be making lots of dough and hobnobbing with the stars… and what will you be doing again? Ok, think not. Nothing wrong with a little head to get the job done. No pun intended. So yea, if I hear back from them, I AM SURE..that this blog will be a run away hit, you love it, and so will the masses. I am thinking more like…what would happen if the “Devil Wears Prada,” assistant blogged. Or did she? Someone did…oh who gives a good fuck.
Give me a holler. I am trying to get this blog placed in Gawker! Now THAT’S fame bitches!!!!
Oh I guess its only right that I inform you guys that this blog is going to be taking on a different spin from its previous entries…oh yea, before it was all about stimulating, intellectual bullshit that I basically had to write for my previous job – under threat of anal rape death - (as an analyst) for one of the premier strategic marketing firms in NYC. Pretty much HATED it…which brings my disgruntled ass to..
Here, where I currently work in Corporate Development as….DRUM ROLL PLEASE…. an analyst! Yep that’s right you guessed it. So as I pass the days away, confined to my small as a mouse’s’ hole room, staring at the screen while my eyes bleed tears of enslavement, researching boring ass bullshit that I could give a good got damn about, I will continue my blog crusade… TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD!! Someone will save me from my modern day indentured servitude…and then I will be whisked away to a world of glamour and glitz where dancing girls perform for sixpence.
Yea, so anywayzz, I recently went on an interview for a MAJOR MUSIC LABEL…I want the job so bad I would drop kick my momma, and yours too. It would be as an assistant to a TOP-level executive. I would do anything for it…. think “Menace 11 Society” when the crack head asked Larenz Tate for some crack in exchange for a greasy ass cheeseburger… didn’t work, so he offered oral sex. Hell yea oral sex bitches! That don’t make me less of a man, at least I’ll be making lots of dough and hobnobbing with the stars… and what will you be doing again? Ok, think not. Nothing wrong with a little head to get the job done. No pun intended. So yea, if I hear back from them, I AM SURE..that this blog will be a run away hit, you love it, and so will the masses. I am thinking more like…what would happen if the “Devil Wears Prada,” assistant blogged. Or did she? Someone did…oh who gives a good fuck.
Give me a holler. I am trying to get this blog placed in Gawker! Now THAT’S fame bitches!!!!
posted by The Truth at 2:09 PM
1 Comments:
What a terrible terrible tale you have spun for us. I pity you as I pity myself. For I, myself, am yet another disgruntal 20 something looking to take this unfortunate pathetically star-crazed,bull shit bred, and tragically republican country by storm. Instead i too must slave under the whip of some bah humbug underpaying career trek so that I can survive yet another day to try to make my big break. I only hope that one day -through my many other aspirations which aren't controlled by the money hungry and contorted shits that be- that I will succeed. I can showcase my talents and rise above the dreggs of society. Until then I hope my chances at success are not equal to that of getting president Bush impeached purely for stupidity and lack of any worthwhile aptitude.
Rock on and fuck those naysayers!
Wish me luck as a poet, writer, photographer and future social critic. Smooches
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